An irish man of light colored skin. Usually tall and lanky. Described commonly as weird, loveable, or what the fuck? Often mistaken as different name the full name for a dport is.....wait what? we dont have one of those? ok well i guess there like cher with only one name. They roam the grasslands of ireland, the midwestern United States and sometimes even rainforests. A dangerous character one must avoid contact with them unless they are a foxy chick who wants to get it on.
"Holy shit Johnny is that a wild Dport over there?"
"Well shit on a stick and call me a nigger, that is a wild Dport!"
"Well shit on a stick and call me a nigger, that is a wild Dport!"
by Andy Zimmer September 7, 2007