When your life is turned upside down and crap really starts hitting the fan due to a job loss caused by downsizing or out-sourcing.
"Do you see how John has lost control and has really been"rusting his windpipe"(drinking a lot) since his life has been turned upside-downsized after losing his job?
by Maat9999 June 15, 2010
When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.
Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?
Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.
Dave: What do you mean 'now?'
Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.
Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.
Dave: What do you mean 'now?'
Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.
by icypoler55 October 8, 2011
A guy who entices a girl to go out with him using the pretense of a really cool date and once she says yes switches it out for something lame or cheap.
He invited me to a condo on the beach for the weekend but when I said yes he switched it to hanging out at his house and going to the lake... what a downsizer!
by gamergrrl August 19, 2011