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Douchmina 

A scarf - commonly known as a pashmina - worn by an extraordinary douchebag every day, all day during summer months and winter months. What a fucking douchmina.
Did you see Johnny - he has been wearing that fucking scarf for 12 months straight. It is 98 fucking degrees - douchmina !!
Douchmina by Foshizzlenizzle January 31, 2015
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Douchmonster 

One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..
Man Jorge your such a douchmonster!!!!!!
Douchmonster by Mukluck May 6, 2011
A word which commonly mis-pronounced "douche". Both have the same meaning, although dowche is more notably associated with Alan Garner of "The Hangover" and his pronunciation of words such as "re-tard."
Alan: "what a dowche, look at that re-tard....CLASSIC!"
Phil: "wtf..."
dowche by Launnie Lomigari November 28, 2009

douchmuffin 

Like a douchbag except worse....more insulting....
Dude....you're a fucking douchmuffin!
douchmuffin by Jorygw January 2, 2009
One who is being a homo and a douche.
Look at that guy wearing Uggz. What a douchmo.

Any guy in the Twilight movies is a huge douchmo.
Douchmo by BigRitch November 2, 2010

doichman 

a grumpy, sometimes horny, old man in his 60s-70s
Lino's dad is such a doichman
doichman by AkA Rodrigo Sanchez November 26, 2010
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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