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Taking a picture of someone taking a selfie
Check out this douchie of this chick taking a selfie.
Douchie by Dru Zellmer June 22, 2014

douchie baggins 

A variety of the word douche bag, the term douchie baggins upholds its prototype's offensive reputation while referring to a character in "The Lord of the Rings" (who is related to Dildo Baggins).
Mr. Cunningham gave me D on my last essay, he's been a real douchie baggins this whole semester.

douchiest 

the prime example of a fag/douche/dick
I was sitting on the bus, and some guy threw hand sanitizer at me. He's probably the douchiest person I know.

The Douchies 

The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"

"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"
The Douchies by miq3263827 July 25, 2009
When you continuously drive around in circles you call it a doughie, short for donut.
Fuck em babe just do a doughie.

douchie dew 

A dance that involves bending the knees and bouncing slightly while swaying left to right with your elbows out.
Emily is doing the douchie dew.
douchie dew by Michaelfalconejr November 12, 2018