doushoes 

A pair of douchy shoes, usually worn by douchecanoes. Typical qualities include, but are not limited to fat tongues, tucked laces, bulbous toe caps, and/or generally oversized features.

Shoe Salesman: How about these?
Laura: No, those look like the shoes Kasey has.
Chelsea: Yeah, those are total doushoes.

doushoes by jadeism101 March 6, 2014

Doushless 

When someone is being a douche and useless at the same time. That combo happens often.

Johnathan wasnt telling me the girls number. Hes so doushless

Doushless by Tychuk88 May 10, 2010