Douch Canoe 

Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.

What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.

Douch Canoe by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009

Doosh Canoe 

When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.

Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!

Doosh Canoe by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010

Douch Canoe 

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

Douch Canoe by Super_G February 17, 2022

Douchcanoe

Someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. Spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.
Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.

Everyone hates you because you are a douchcanoe.

Douchcanoe by DJHUF April 18, 2008