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When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

by crzyqbanmark December 15, 2007

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