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dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.
dougnut fucker by brandon April 25, 2004

dougnut puncher 

the act of one queer penetrating the others rectum with his wenur, usually used as an insult. most commonly used quickly or as you are passing sed dougnut puncher
(as you drive by and see two dudes in hollister) GO BACK TO PACKING FUDGE YOU DOUGNUT PUNCHER!!!
dougnut puncher by optimus54444 March 17, 2009

Doughnut 

A similar use to Muppet and less aggressive than nobhead
What are you doing you doughnut?
Doughnut by Scotch Jock December 1, 2021

Doughnut Game 

A circle-jerk; where the players throw money, and a doughnut, in the middle. The first one to ejaculate on the doughnut, gets the money. The last one has to eat it.
I won the doughnut game, last night. Now, I can buy the new X-Box 360.

Richard Gere lost the doughnut game. He enjoyed eating it.
Doughnut Game by ilovehugetits July 15, 2010

Dognutter 

Someone obsessed with dogs to the point of annoyance. Similar to pitnutters, they believe their dogs are never at fault for anything, and could care less about the damage caused by their pets. Never leave their dogs alone, riling them up even if the dog is barking.
Juliana is a total dognutter. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a furry.
Dognutter by sonnenraddest March 10, 2019

Voodoo Doughnuts 

One of the things Portland, Oregon is known for. They are located at 22 SW 3rd Avenue("just south of the Burnside Bridge") and at 1501 NE Davis Street. Two of their most known doughnuts are the Bacon Maple and the Cock-n-balls. A few others are the Portland Creme, the Dirty Old Bastard, and the Voodoo Doughnut.
Commonly referred to as simply "Voodoo"
If, at a concert, a band is not actually from Portland, they will likely say something about Voodoo(as in the example).
Their slogan is "The magic is in the hole".
Random fact: at the 1501 NE Davis Street location, on top of the doughnut display case, there is a copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
Jack Barakat: I had the Cock-n-balls doughnut at Voodoo! It was awesome!

Oregonian: Have you been to Voodoo Doughnuts?
Washingtonian: No, sounds lame.
Oregonian: ... We're going to Voodoo... NOW