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dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.
dougnut fucker by brandon April 25, 2004

dougnut puncher 

the act of one queer penetrating the others rectum with his wenur, usually used as an insult. most commonly used quickly or as you are passing sed dougnut puncher
(as you drive by and see two dudes in hollister) GO BACK TO PACKING FUDGE YOU DOUGNUT PUNCHER!!!
dougnut puncher by optimus54444 March 17, 2009

Doughnut 

A similar use to Muppet and less aggressive than nobhead
What are you doing you doughnut?
Doughnut by Scotch Jock December 1, 2021

Doughnut Game 

A circle-jerk; where the players throw money, and a doughnut, in the middle. The first one to ejaculate on the doughnut, gets the money. The last one has to eat it.
I won the doughnut game, last night. Now, I can buy the new X-Box 360.

Richard Gere lost the doughnut game. He enjoyed eating it.
Doughnut Game by ilovehugetits July 15, 2010

Dognutter 

Someone obsessed with dogs to the point of annoyance. Similar to pitnutters, they believe their dogs are never at fault for anything, and could care less about the damage caused by their pets. Never leave their dogs alone, riling them up even if the dog is barking.
Juliana is a total dognutter. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a furry.
Dognutter by sonnenraddest March 10, 2019

Voodoo Doughnuts 

One of the things Portland, Oregon is known for. They are located at 22 SW 3rd Avenue("just south of the Burnside Bridge") and at 1501 NE Davis Street. Two of their most known doughnuts are the Bacon Maple and the Cock-n-balls. A few others are the Portland Creme, the Dirty Old Bastard, and the Voodoo Doughnut.
Commonly referred to as simply "Voodoo"
If, at a concert, a band is not actually from Portland, they will likely say something about Voodoo(as in the example).
Their slogan is "The magic is in the hole".
Random fact: at the 1501 NE Davis Street location, on top of the doughnut display case, there is a copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
Jack Barakat: I had the Cock-n-balls doughnut at Voodoo! It was awesome!

Oregonian: Have you been to Voodoo Doughnuts?
Washingtonian: No, sounds lame.
Oregonian: ... We're going to Voodoo... NOW
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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