Matthew Doughty is the sweetest guy. If you're having a bad day and you run into him, expect him to make you smile. He's also incredibly smart, and doesn't have to try very hard to make crazy good grades. Matthew Doughty, sometimes referred to as "Doughty" is also obsessed with cats. He has a lot of girl friends too, but not because he's a player..or gay..he's just a genuinely sweet guy. Sometimes he will randomly text you just to let you know how wonderful you are because he's good at making you feel special. If you have a Matthew Doughty in your life, keep him around, try not to take him for granted, and make sure you brag on him a lot to random people you know, because he totally deserves it.

"Dude, you know Matthew Doughty?" "Totally! I heard all the girls wish they could date him because he's a total sweet heart!"

matthew doughty by themostaccurate December 1, 2013

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Doughy-Blowy

When a guy fills the hole of a doughnut with his dick and the girl eats it while simultaneously sucking his dick.

Big D: "Bro, Madi gave Jordi a Doughy-Blowy on his boaty before our fishing sesh this morning."

Umar: "I thought that kid was impotent."

Big D: "Nah... he's just a virgin."

Umar: "What a fucking loser."

Doughy-Blowy by Big D's Average D December 4, 2020

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Doughy Balls

When someone damages another's testicles with such hard force, that all chances of having children have gone, and all that's left is a blob/lump = dough ball. Doughy Balls

Did you see Brendan hit Damian's balls?

Yeah, and now he has doughy balls...

Doughy Balls by Mumundeep October 11, 2011

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doughy pantload

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.

"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com

doughy pantload by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008

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