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Acting like or expressing characteristics of a "douche bag". See also toolboxious.
That guy is a little too douchious for my liking.
douchious by Dyana September 1, 2007
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douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008

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douchelusional 

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West
Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!
douchelusional by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

doucheous 

Adj, - A word to describe someones whose actions are that of a douche or douchebag.
Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."
doucheous by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

doucheosterone 

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

douchebusters 

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.
I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.
douchebusters by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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