You always douchify me.
by skatex24x7 January 13, 2011
To denigrate something or someone to its lowest point, usually undeserved.
verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified
noun: douchification
adverb: douchifyingly
verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified
noun: douchification
adverb: douchifyingly
by gegrehet January 29, 2018
The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.
Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"
2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*
1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*
1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
by concise32 September 1, 2008