douchey taco

a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.

"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."

by awkwardgirly April 7, 2016

Non-douchey

A rare trait in a tall white male trial advocate

"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"

by Chuck2311 February 22, 2017

Douchey McDouchebag

What your girlfriend can be after you deny her sex...

Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.

by Quellie Quel February 11, 2014

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

Douchey Johnfeed

John Hollenbeck in ANYWAYS , SHAPE , FORM, OR FASHION

yeah he exists

MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!

man, i love these fossil sunglasses

"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"

by BILLUP PHONES November 27, 2010