douchewilder
Joe: he fucked my girlfriend then nutted all over the back seat of my car!
Kevin: man, that was a real douchewilder move
Kevin: man, that was a real douchewilder move
douchewilder by hong kong phooey #1 super guy April 21, 2010
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Doucheglider
A unique term of endearment usually used to describe someone who commits actions with malicious intent, which are designed to elicit both sympathy and attention.
These actions are often too stupid or creepy to be credible, but a true doucheglider might be recognized as exceptionally stupid and/or creepy.
The term originated as the result of a contest to adequately describe the actions of one man who faked his own death to emotionally harm his ex-girlfriend, whom he had broken up with over a year and a half prior, but had been faking the relationship's continuation for his family's benefit.
His reported death was substantiated by members of his own family, as the result of him attempting to fly a home-made hang-glider off the roof of the Naval Barracks at Goose Creek in South Carolina.
These actions are often too stupid or creepy to be credible, but a true doucheglider might be recognized as exceptionally stupid and/or creepy.
The term originated as the result of a contest to adequately describe the actions of one man who faked his own death to emotionally harm his ex-girlfriend, whom he had broken up with over a year and a half prior, but had been faking the relationship's continuation for his family's benefit.
His reported death was substantiated by members of his own family, as the result of him attempting to fly a home-made hang-glider off the roof of the Naval Barracks at Goose Creek in South Carolina.
Doucheglider by People's Republic of EmoChat November 22, 2010
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Doucheglider
A faggot who attempts to fake his death by constructing a home-made hang glider from bed sheets and PVC pipe, with the intentional of getting away from his pain in the ass girlfriend.
Doucheglider by Pancake Jesus December 1, 2010
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douchefilter by Loags December 9, 2010
Douchewibler
Teacher: Timmy what do you want to be when you grow up.
Timmy: I want to be a douchewibler.
Teacher:You mean like Bill Clinton.
Timmy: I want to be a douchewibler.
Teacher:You mean like Bill Clinton.
Douchewibler by BigSexy585 March 27, 2009
Douchewibler
1.Someone who is a jerk, or an asshole.
2.An annoying person.
3.The friend that is the wierdest one in your group.
2.An annoying person.
3.The friend that is the wierdest one in your group.
Douchewibler by Bryan"Bware45" January 5, 2009
Doucheglider
A name given to the dumb toy. Most of the people riding 'Hoverboards' are douchebags and they are always annoying as hell. The name has been made famous by YouTube star Shane Dawson.
Doucheglider by HeyBooi211 December 2, 2015
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