douchequake

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

by nme! January 18, 2009

douchequake

A faggot.

That douchequake Phil Simms is a complete faggot.

by Holla_atcha_boyeeee January 19, 2009

Douchequake

The phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.

Every time Joe drives past my house, it causes a douchequake.

by sarabellum July 11, 2011

Douchequake

when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.

"Hey Jim, how did your window break?"

"Those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake."

by bossk420 February 23, 2009

Douchequake

noun
a person so annoying the ground will move to avoid him/her

Because of that douchequake Montell my azaleas have uprooted.

by Edbelfourskin November 16, 2016

Douchequake

The phenomenon that occurs when a person's loud stereo causes a building to shake.

"Dude, why is your house shaking?"
"Oh, that? It's just another douchequake."

by sarabellum September 16, 2016