a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.
Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.
by nme! January 18, 2009
That douchequake Phil Simms is a complete faggot.
by Holla_atcha_boyeeee January 19, 2009
The phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.
Every time Joe drives past my house, it causes a douchequake.
by sarabellum July 09, 2011