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noun. A person who typifies those qualities associated with douchetards and other forms of douche, but are also arrogant and morbidly obese. A douchepuff tends to be closed-minded and reactionary, espousing small-minded and divisive opinions in public. Surprisingly popular.
Fuck, that campaign manager I sat next to at lunch is a douchepuff.
by RichardParker October 13, 2010