doucheocity 

1- n.How much of a douche someone is
2- adj. to describe someone or something as being douchelike

Dude his doucheocity is off the charts!

Stealing your girl, man thats some serious doucheocity

doucheocity by IB Nerd August 17, 2008

douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Doucheocalypse 

An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.

Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.

Doucheocalypse by Me and Mr. Split April 25, 2011

doucheosity 

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

doucheosity by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

Douchocity 

The level of douche behavior displayed by a douche requiring a "douchocity" rating.

Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.

Douchocity rating? 6.8

Douchocity by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

Douchecity by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

douchecosity 

A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.

The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.

douchecosity by douchecosity November 9, 2011