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1.
A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person
person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!
by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009
 
2.
One who munches douche
Dude, you're such a douche muncher.
by Nancy M July 09, 2005