douchemonger 

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005

douchalouge  

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

douchalouge by mella rouge June 12, 2008

douchegoggles 

Proper terminology for oversized black 'hipster' glasses. Legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.

Emma's douchegoggles may have caused her to think that Raphael was impressed by her Belle and Sebastien tee shirt.

douchegoggles by Noma D. Plume March 20, 2011

Douchelogue 

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.

Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.

Douchelogue by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008

douchemongerer 

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

douchemongerer by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

DoucheMonger 

One who mongers much douchery.

Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!

DoucheMonger by shmelenix October 24, 2009

Douchecough 

A sly way for you to call someone a douche while acting like you're coughing.

"You're such a douchecough"

Douchecough by The Wall Flower July 22, 2009