doucheclown 

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown

Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown

doucheclown by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

doucheclown 

As the balloon clown creates balloon animals, the doucheclown creates animals by blowing up and knotting douchebags.

Hey Jimmy, quit being such a doucheclown!

doucheclown by jmurdoch October 22, 2007

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

DoucheCon by popculturista June 13, 2008

Doucheclock

A douchebag wasting your time

The doucheclock cashier told me his life story instead of giving me my change.

Doucheclock by POWest December 18, 2011

Douchecon Five 

The top level of douchebaggery. The ultimate douche.

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.

Douchecon Five by casejake26 August 28, 2009

douchetown 

A town where many douches reside..

He is such a douchenugget, he should be the mayor of douchetown

douchetown by Brooktin June 23, 2008

douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.

Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.

douche clown by Boozer August 11, 2005