douche - a word to describe an individual who has shown them self to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
claat - means cloth, originates from times when clothes were used by women in terms of menstruation.
Nowadays a cuss word.
So Doucheclaat meaning the brainless menstruation cloth
2)Oi Ziggy, set meh a Doucheclaat, (shits on his hand)
3)Ure ride looks like a fukin Doucheclaat, (sucks his teeth)