The feminine form of douchebag. Used to describe someone who embodies the highest form of idiocy while also maintaining elevated levels of cuntishness. A person who sucks. May also apply to males who have transcended mere douchebaggery by whining, throwing tantrums, or lacking in manhood so much that their testicles have actually inverted, travelled upwards into the body cavity, and become ovaries.
Just drive through the Hamptons or Beverly Hills. You'll find plenty.

Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...
by michelle t. July 1, 2007
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A girl that seems to have no brains whatsoever, but still knows how to be rude and tactless.
-"Why can't your sister just be nice and do what we ask of her?"
-"Man, she's just too much of a douchebitch!"
by pirate89RAWR August 20, 2009
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You're being a douchebitch.
by SMKoch April 9, 2011
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Any person, male or female, who is both a douchebag and a bitch
Don't be such a douchebitch!
by Shooter667 October 30, 2010
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It is a compound word combining a douchebag and a bitch. It is really a mean and stupid person who thinks they are the shit but really is a little bitch
He is such a douchebitch.
by JackJustice12 October 13, 2015
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it is a slutty jack whose fucked up in so many ways that you cannot comprehend
D: You know that guy from surrey over there?
N: which one? the douchebitch
by jacks r us ;) July 2, 2010
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A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"
Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.
by CallItLikeItIs April 30, 2012
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