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The feminine form of douchebag. Used to describe someone who embodies the highest form of idiocy while also maintaining elevated levels of cuntishness. A person who sucks. May also apply to males who have transcended mere douchebaggery by whining, throwing tantrums, or lacking in manhood so much that their testicles have actually inverted, travelled upwards into the body cavity, and become ovaries.
Just drive through the Hamptons or Beverly Hills. You'll find plenty.

Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...
by michelle t. July 01, 2007
A person who you hate A LOT. Worse than calling them a douche bag. This person is majorly annoying and they have somehow pissed you off to the fullest extreme ever possible.
Kevin, my ex, is such a douche bitch! He seriously fucked my sister last weekend!
by Ms. Charming says FU March 14, 2005
noun: a Tom Buchanan (The Great Gatsby)
a person who fits the definition of a Douch Bag and a Bitch
Tom Buchanan from "The Great Gatsby" is a douche bitch
by Veggies<3 December 12, 2008
A girl that seems to have no brains whatsoever, but still knows how to be rude and tactless.
-"Why can't your sister just be nice and do what we ask of her?"
-"Man, she's just too much of a douchebitch!"
by pirate89RAWR August 19, 2009
A person who is acting like both a douche bag and a bitch at the same time; a stupid asshole.
Did John just call Cathy a Douche Bitch?
by Scooter loves Mule December 17, 2014
One who wears sunglasses indoors, in the rain, at night, and/or in the club.
Aubrey is such a douche-bitch when wears her stunna shades in the club to hide her fucked up eyebrows.
by Lauren German April 10, 2008
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