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An overall asshole that somehow manages to achieve more than you in life. They often ignore you, talk behind your back, and hate to be around you. Often times, they will believe themselves to be cooler, smarter, etc. than you, and will act like you do not exist because you are below their superiority level.
Admit it, you just looked up "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary because right now you are thinking that someone you know is such a douchebag.
by ColtCababa November 18, 2012
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Someone with an over inflated sense of self worth combined with low lever of intelligence
see Jersey Shore for further explanation
That guy is a Douchebag by the way he dresses and acts
by 123215fas August 27, 2012
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A very infectious disease that affects mostly white 20 something males turning them into egocentric steroid using assholes with orange skin. Various strains of Douchebag have been Idenitfied.

1. The Frat Douche- this strain has ravaged college's across the U.S since orginating at Arizona State in the early 1990's highly contagious it turns high school seniors into full fledged douchebags rapidly after infection. Symptoms include drinking Keystone or Natty Ice beer and wearing popped collars and sunglasses even when indoors

2. The Ed Hardy douche- showed up in small numbers in 2007 but didn't explode until Jon Gosselin became infected. Sypmtoms include wearing T-shirts with a flaming tiger on them and dating two or more skanks at the same time.

3. The Statan Island Douche- The newest strain of douchebag to appear first showed up in late 2009 charcterized a very inflated ego and uncontrolled muscle spasms that result in punching of the air. Skin turns a very odd orange color muscle sized increases and hair becomes thick with grease and and is often spiked. Unlike other strains of douchebag the Statan Island appears to affect women at an alarming rate. their symptoms include wearing cheetah print clothing, large amounts of eye liner and drinking large shots of Tequllia.
If you see a douchebag infected person or you yourself are infected please Quarantine yourself and call the CDC as soon as possible.
by lolmakingfunofpeoplelol December 06, 2011
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n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"
by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011
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A technical term for adherents of the political philosophy of anarchism.

Specifically useful in reference to those who embrace "anarchism without adjectives," or reject the communist tradition within anarchism.
Wow, did you go to the spokes council last night? What a bunch of douchebags.
by canweriotnow October 06, 2011
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An idiot sperm donor who doesnt bother to show up for his kids surgery.....
oh wait.. that was today and I overslept?? yup I must be a douchebag
by douchebags smarter ex-wife July 19, 2011
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A tag on clothing
"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*
by Tilalovessalchichas June 01, 2011
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