That guy who always walks up to you and your friends and asks "Did you guys watch Tosh.0 last night hardy-har-har" or "Did you see (insert part here) last night", when you are the one who told him about the show in the first place. You probably did watch the episode and therefore are not in the mood to listen to the douche's play-by-play of the whole episode
Me: Yeah I'll be at home tomorrow, why?
Friend: We can hang out.
Tosh.0 Douche: *walks over* Hey guys did you see when Daniel Tosh called that mexicanpoor and uneducated?
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"