Top definition
Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
by one more fizzle May 02, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug