Douche weasel 

A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.

-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.

Douche weasel by Cheeky Shmeeky April 1, 2017

douche weasel 

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.

Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!

douche weasel by Greg B! November 5, 2007

Douch Weasel 

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.

Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!

Douch Weasel by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel

All of my teachers are doucheweasels.

doucheweasel by borderjumper March 10, 2004