Douche Tube

Same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say.

My boss is such a douche tube.

by LuberTuber August 15, 2005

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

Noob tube douche

Any douchebag that uses the grenade launcher as an attachment to assault guns in COD 4 modern warfare. This weapon shows off the douchebaggery and lack of any skill what so ever.

Dude get some skills and stop using that bullshit, you noob tube douche.

by whiskey13 January 23, 2009