Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.
Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.