In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.
John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
by FMCC December 23, 2009