greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.

Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!

greg doucette by tiawc December 1, 2020

Doucheten 

A variation of the word douchebag. Pretty much the same meaning

Branden plays football for elmo like a doucheten

Doucheten by doucheten September 9, 2007

Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.

The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.

Doucheteroid by Gorgechild December 22, 2010

Doucet 

a tall, skinny, tan man who has the dick supreme. pleasures girls like theres no tomorrow, and love coors light.

"Dude lets go to a part and get our Jon Doucet on!"

Doucet by Dennis Goyette August 5, 2008

Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

Early Doucet by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

Douchetegral 

Litterally, an integral douche. Without any hope of ever escaping a state or permanent douchiness, leading to douchetegrality.

There's no way Dominic will ever recover from his douchebaggery,
Sigh, he's a douchetegral

Douchetegral by Marevil September 5, 2010

Douchetender 

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

Douchetender by Gigi S. January 21, 2020