double van gogh

The performative act of cutting off both of one's own ears. It is often used as an exaggerative phrase expressing one's desire to not want to listen to something.

I'd rather double van gogh myself than listen to that crap.

by improviduto January 16, 2006

Double Van Gogh

The act of cutting off both of one’s ears, also known as the natural response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.

“I swear to God, if I hear Despacito one more time, I’m gonna pull a double Van Gogh”

by AssblastMcGee October 18, 2017