double daddy

A dude, other than your father, porking your mother.

Person A: I fucked your mom.

Person B: Screw you, asshole.

Person A: Hey, respect your double daddy.

by 111213 November 14, 2013

Daddy double fisting

similar to double fisting, but even better with daddy flavor. A beer in one hand, a bottle, sippy cup, or any other childrens drinking device in the other hand.

Daddy double fisting at grandmas, while johnny plays with aunt mary.

by Daddydutchboy December 26, 2011