double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.

I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.

double barrel snotgun by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

Double barrel SNOTgun by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose 

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose by ccharmon January 4, 2009

double-barrel shotgun 

A. a break open shotgun with 2 barrels

B. the best way to say "get the fuck off my lawn"

C. everything else on this page

John: I THOUGH I TOLD YOU JW TO STAY OFF MY LAWN *gets out the double-barrel shotgun* *JW's run away as fast as they can go*

double-barrel shotgun by captain caffine January 10, 2011

Double Barrel Shotgun 

From the people who brought you the shotgun... The double-barrel shotgun will revolutionize the way you get trashed...A double shot of vodka immediately followed by a shotgunned beer...alcohol consumption has never been so efficient

Wanna shotgun a beer?
Fuck that, let's do a double barrel shotgun

Double Barrel Shotgun by Hamilton Porter December 18, 2010

Double Barrel Shotgun 

When a girl slips her two middle fingers up the ol’ tail pipe and you blow your load like a shotgun

“Bro my girlfriend gave me the ‘Double Barrel Shotgun’ last night, it was beyond a feeling.”

Double Barrel Shotgun by Assxeatr July 28, 2021

double barrel shotgun 

smoking or hitting two vapes or dab pens at once

don't double barrel shotgun the pens you're gonna get too high!

double barrel shotgun by clairelol December 24, 2022