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A laptop running DOS (or FreeDOS, DR-DOS, PT-DOS, MS-DOS, ect.) usually an older laptop made before 1998 most likely with a Pentium 1 with MMX and 64MB ram at most or a 486 with 4MB of ram. Most commonly used as a way to reminisce about ones childhood.
The dostop I bought off eBay just arrived, I'm going to play some duke3d, doom, quake, and terminal velocity. This brings back lots of good memories.
dostop by Bp106 February 22, 2009
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Dontopedalogy 

Dontopedalogy is a term said to have been coined by England's Prince Philip meaning, 'the talent for putting one's foot into one's mouth'.

• The art of putting your foot in your mouth before speaking.

• The talent of saying really stupid things at inappropriate times.
J is quite an expert in the field of dontopedalogy: she sticks her foot in her mouth every time she opens it.
Dontopedalogy by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014

Dostoevskian 

(adj.) 1. Bleak or somber in nature, 2. Expressed in a manner reminiscent of Fyodor Dostoevsky.
Why must you always turn every birthday party into a Dostoevskian affair?
Dostoevskian by mayonaiserhino April 18, 2004

Dystopia 

By definition the total opposite of a utopia often caused by the complete collapse of an attempt at creating said utopia. The primary issue with utopia is that no two people can 100% agree on everything 100% of the time. The other and much bigger issue is that some tyrannical entity (individual or group) will take control and twist it to serve only them resulting in a societal hell and the suffering of others. Sir Thomas More wrote Utopia defining both Utopia and Dystopia (a term he had coined). George Orwell's novel 1984 and Aldous Huxley's Brave New World both show what happens in a dystopian society. The common traits are dehumanization, tyranny, ecological disasters, societal collapse, and the like.
After the Russians overthrew the Czar and the Aristocracy the Communists took over and promised a utopia only for it to become a dystopian nightmare where many millions suffered and died.
Dystopia by FlarkinOverlord June 26, 2019

dostoyevsky 

have you ever heard of dostoyevsky?
" who? "

Crime and punishment?

"oh ..umm..yea. but who?"
dostoyevsky by christopher January 20, 2004

dystopia 

A bogus utopia run on propaganda; ruled by a repressive government which breaks promises, dashes the hopes of its citizens and destroys wealth.
The X party promised to turn the country into a utopia, if elected. But all they did was create a dystopia by ruining the economy, and squander the nation's resources.
dystopia by Joe Rodolico June 26, 2005
Doston mean Famous in Uzbek but no Dostons are famous.
You will become Doston in this life.
Doston by Satanskii April 13, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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