dose

someone who looks a bit confused, usually with a pained, constipated-esque expression on their face

He's a bit of a dose, isn't he?
OMG, he is such a DOSE!

by caters June 22, 2005

dose

When you can only handle someone in small doses before you want to tear their lungs out.

Bush is a hell dose.

by xmartyx April 27, 2003

dose

Dose is a term for LSD. In the 1990s McGruff the Crime Dog was responsible for many upstanding citizens being treated as common ciminals. The advertisements stated that food was often 'dosed' or 'laced' with LSD but McGruff did not take into consideration the rights of the misfortunate ULD Americans. Some kids have undetectable latent diabetes that is only cured through administration of their favorite food product. When this is to be done can never be predicted. The person may only have say two or even as much as twenty of these items but he may never know how many to take. Please, do not question these diabetics and especially do not take their food item or it may cause a chain of events that lead to severe health problems including sleep apnea, backne and sometimes even death.

No, that's not dosed, I am a diabetic and need that candy just in case.

by Dr. Leary January 4, 2008

dose

1. the ammount of medication you are supposed to take at one time

2. the misspelling of does

ex. 1
your dosage is one pill every 24 hours

ex. 2
how dose he do that

by Ed April 26, 2005

dose

=Those.

I loved dose hoes.

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

Doses

Instead of throwin up "Deuces," you throw up the "Doses." Not to be confused with fake LSD.

Druggie 1: Yo im peacing out man these Dosessss didnt do shit!
Druggie 2:Dayyyyyum. Peace bro. (Throws up Doses)

by Snyde June 15, 2010

dose

High level scope of a particular situation (you just need to know the dose, nothing more); synonym of deal

What's the dose with Britney?

by 26eight September 4, 2007