Dormitive 

It’s an adjective and it means having the effect of inducing sleep and can be applied to a number of different things, certain lessons, lectures, speakers, conversations, subjects, books, you get the idea. Anything that can cause you to fall asleep is dormitive, some things are so dormitive that you start losing the will to live, yes I know, we’ve all been there.

Malcolm started telling me about his weekend, so dormitive Jenny had to wake me.

Dormitive by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

Dromotional

The euphoric feeling you get from taking pain pills such as Hydrocodone...

John: You just don't understand how much I love my dog!!
Jenny: John ... How many pain pills did you take, you are awfully dromotional.

Dromotional by Pilzbury October 19, 2015

Dominion Academy 

An insane asylum filled with a relatively small group of 4-12th grade students. These students are either mentally insane or are put in Dominion against their will. They have no lives, eat ramen more often than not, and have unhealthy addictions to both facebook and large doses of caffeine. They cannot sleep and spend every moment they aren't procrastinating writing papers for science fair.

Person 1: "hey, she goes to Dominion Academy, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah... No wonder she's laughing hysterically while banging her head against that wall. Poor child."

Dominion Academy by GracefulBurning January 19, 2010

Dominion Day 

The former name of Canada Day. Dominion Day is a commemoration day of the granting of national status in various Commonwealth countries. Dominion Day was the name of the holiday commemorating the formation of Canada as a Dominion on 1 July 1867. Dominion Day was changed to Canada Day on October 27th, 1982.

Bob: Happy Dominion Day, eh?
Larry: What decade are you from? It's Canada Day now, eh?
Bob: The name change was stupid. Happy Dominion Day!

Dominion Day by Tout fille Canadian July 3, 2011

donition 

a thing relating to religious and or spiritual matters (eg. afterlife, prophecies, dreams)

Donitions were prevalent throughout Western History

donition by Professor Ethan Wallace May 16, 2011

dormitoria 

when someone is over dramatic about a situation, especially when In pain.

meghan cried majorly and was displaying extreme dormitoria when she was dropped an inch from the ground.

dormitoria by buffalogrille December 21, 2015

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins)

The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.

(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins) by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010