Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.

You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

Leland dorman by Quandalian dingleson April 1, 2022

Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.

Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.

Dormant Fart by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009

sexually dormant 

Much like volcanic dormancy, sexual dormancy implies sexual activity in the past and sexual activity in the future at an unspecified time but a current state of inactivity.

Sarah was a slut in college, but she has become sexually dormant since graduation.

sexually dormant by sylvanparked October 24, 2012

dormanization 

a configuration of a device, network or schema that is overtly complicated, undocumented and understood by one person and one person only. The only way to grasp its complexity is to reverse engineer the technology.

The five Cisco routers stopped working because of the constant dormanization. If we only had kept it simple, anyone would have been able to correct the problem quicker.

dormanization by q13 September 2, 2010

dormant 

A bit slow or stupid. A bit divvy, thick, backward...

Don't be so dormant!

dormant by Anon2 August 20, 2006

Domany 

A devoted fan of sitting on Hungarian stools. Usually wear special greased leather shorts with a wide crack in the back to enable the entry of the cone.

Hey Domany, I see you got to the 20 inch line. Have a beer on my tab!

Domany by Feldermaus October 24, 2008

madison dorman 

if u have a madison dorman in ur life never let them go there an amazing person

“yo is that madison dorman?”
yea i think so
“dang i luv them so much”

madison dorman by 📜 May 16, 2021