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A game played at (usually) all-boys schools in the UK. Players have to pretend to strain as if pooing - the aim to create a skid mark on the trolleys. The loser shits himself - no, in fact all of the players are losers...
A: Fancy a game of skids...
A&B: Ngg-mgg (straining noise)
C,D,E, etc: Eughh you've shit yourself!
From the old joke:
Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"
Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."
A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.
That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.
A bit slow or stupid. A bit divvy, thick, backward...
Don't be so dormant!
Derived from "individual needs child", a cruel schoolyard insult. Not at all politically correct.
Someone who's "not quite normal", an idiot, spaz, etc.
You're such a div, you can't find your arse with either hand.
by Anon2 Jul 11, 2006 add a video