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A synonym of dork, an individual characterized by marked passion in a niche interest area coupled with a quirky demeanor. Dorkwis often connotes increased dork-character compared to that of a non-wis dork. The origins of dorkwis likely stem from the obsolete suffix wis, meaning certainly or firmly (webster's unabridged, obs.).
Hey dorkwis, stop watching House!
dorkwis by Eric Strom October 30, 2007
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Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019
The state of being a dork.
Julio is an apt follower of dorkism.
dorkism by lunnara November 19, 2006

dorkfish 

(noun) Originally derived from a Bill Engvall CD, a dorkfish is a very strange looking fish whoes upper jaw sticks out way farther than his lower jaw. Can be used to describe people when they act as if they were this fish.
Damn, Bufford's a dorkfish.
dorkfish by Kyle Farris June 28, 2003

Dorkish phene 

Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times and a REALLY ANNOYING person or creature.
Dorkish phene by The Naaayer April 16, 2009

Douche Bag Dorkfish 

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.
Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.
Douche Bag Dorkfish by Mibewt December 29, 2009
Much like the monks, a person who studies dorkism usualy meditates under many books, has very few friends and is prone to subtle spurts of Aqumininininism, has very few friends, if any, are under the leadership of the high dork.... in this case Steven Hawkings.

Created by Irish settelers of South East Asia and South Dakota.
"The followers of dorkism read the book for dorkismnes."