dorkula 

someone who is really lame, undesirable to be around, generally has no friends, and probably smells like bear shit and listens to slipknot or insane clown posse.

That kid is such a dorkula!

dorkula by lennon pants September 22, 2007

count dorkula 

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.

John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)

count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

dorkular 

(dork-yuh-ler –adjective
Grammar: the superlative of dorky.

1. the condition of being thoroughly, supremely and extremely socially inept, silly, clumsy.
2. not seeking or oblivious to popularity or peer approval.
3. driven by an unusual interest to the point of seeming odd to most everyone else.
4. the highest kind, quality, or order of dork, surpassing all else or others;
5. a state in itself; utmost degree of quirky or bookish nonsocial autonomy.
6. characterized by intelligence-driven single-mindedness that results in social disconnection.
7. comprised of minute compartments or cavities of dorkiness. (portmanteau: dorky & cellular)

"Using paper clips as hair barrettes is dorkular."

"She has a dorkular obsession with words."

"...clueless to what looks cool, totally dorkular."

"There were these dorkular streamers on the bicycle."

"He was wearing dorkular glasses fixed with tape."

dorkular by Vanna Bonta January 19, 2008

dorkuhlage 

-noun
1. a nerdy technique of composing a work of art by pasting on a door various materials not normally associated with one another, as newspaper clippings, parts of photographs, theater tickets, and fragments of an envelope.

2. a work of art produced by this dorky technique.

I think they are kinda dorky for spending the weekend making a dorkuhlage.

dorkuhlage by dorkuhlagist#1 December 30, 2010

Dorkulator 

noun
a devise used for complex calculations known as dorkulations

ie ti-83 or greater

Jill:Whats the square root of 69?

Mike: Hold on, Im going to need my dorkulator for that one.

Dorkulator by talespin1 June 29, 2010

dorkslap

One whose daily existence must be dissimilar but not cosmically unequal to being unendingly slapped with a whale penis.

Some dorkslap came in here trying to sell something and called me "big guy" but the last thing I'm buying is an ironic nickname.

dorkslap by rc6ir February 19, 2011

Cunt Dorcula 

Nerdy SUV driving mom who didn't get much play in High School but married into money, drinks chardonnay, and never leaves the left lane

She is the quintessential Cunt Dorcula

Cunt Dorcula by daddycock June 9, 2011