dorktron 

The quantized particle which gives all dorks the atribute of "dorkiness," making them prone to wedgies, atomic wedgies, purple nurples, swirlies, public riducle, and suicide.

"And then the electrons go over--"
"Hey, don't forget the dorktrons, cuz you're a DORK!!"

dorktron by Gluckster July 14, 2003

dorkoroarkus 

this definition goes far beyond idiot, dork, Goober, Gomer, or even your Barney types of people. It takes a special person to be called this!

examples of a dorkoroarkus:
Barney Fife: hold on, let me get my bullet out. . .
Gomer Pile: Shazam!
Goober: Judy. . . Judy, Judy, Judy

dorkoroarkus by brookielee87 January 17, 2010

dorkaronus 

noun - a person that is so stupid that they don't even know they are a dork.

The character in a movie who does stupid shit is a dorkaronus.

dorkaronus by satirehue November 14, 2007

dorkopolis 

1)a big loser.

2) someone with no life

3) a person with no friends that thinks that they are cool but they are not.

4) An un-cool person

Joe was the biggest dorkopolis at my school, until he moved, no Jason is.

dorkopolis by Brittany June 22, 2004

dorkologist 

A person who studies dorkology, which happens to be the study of a whales penis.

Alyssa: Ur such a dork!

Stu: Ya, well....Ur a dorkologist.

dorkologist by Pook September 20, 2005

dorkoration

n. Incredibly poor speech or speaking style. Not to be confused with doorkoration which is an awful ornament stuck on a door, usually at Christmas.

Did you catch the debate last night?

I cannot be bothered to listen to that dorkoration.

dorkoration by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

Dorkomaniac 

Someone who's a dork on an insane and irritating level.

Person A: well ackshually according to blabla 🤓

Person B: stfu you absolute dorkomaniac

Dorkomaniac by KaafirulMalaoun June 4, 2023