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Dorke Phresh 

Dorke Phresh is a krew for those people that dont stick with a clique. Its for the kids at heart. The hyper, funny, childish, immature, goofy, and random teens of America. Its made to Reminisce on the good times. The times of Hey Arnold, and Doug. The days where we would dress ourselves in the craziest clothes and not care because they looked awesome to us! Dorke Phresh means, to be dorky, but be fresh with it. Say the new slang, but mix up a bit till appeals to you! To be dorke phresh is to be out-going and open minded. Come out from hiding behind the words of the clique's dos and don'ts, and let your true beautiful colors shine =]
Go ahead and jump on your bed! Feel free to roll down a hill. Who says you cant be a kid forever! Life may move on, and we all have to grow up, but we can always have our child-like mentality. Wear your mitch match socks. Dance like no one is looking. Sing a lame song out loud. The Dorke Phresh dont fix it, we flaunt it. (enless it really needs to be fixed lol) We accept you no matter what your rumor says about. No matter what mistakes you've made in the past. The point of Dorke Phresh is to keep youth alive! So dont be afraid to be plain Dorke you, but dont forget to be Phresh whith it! =]]
"Hey I love your new look! Itz so original and crazy cute. Super Dorke Phresh babe!"
Dorke Phresh by AhnaPha December 27, 2008
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Circling the donkey 

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.
Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.
From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.
Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019
"Mate are you some kind of donkek?"
Donkek by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015