dorkbat 

A huge goofy penis belonging to an utter nerd who unlike regular nerds is unfathomly attractive to women.

Those who claim a dorkbat do so to assert their status over fellow netwebizens in the most ultimate fashion.

Ride my dorkbat, bitch.

dorkbat by sjfdklsfd December 13, 2008

dorkatard 

a reference to a less than popular person, who also unintentionally does very stupid things.

That guy is a real dorkatard!

dorkatard by Br33zE February 23, 2009

dorkatron 

extremely dorky

that guy is a dorkatron

dorkatron by emotastic person September 26, 2008

dorkballer 

One who is playing basketball, and looks like a dork due to a lack of skills.

Vensel is a dorkballer because he looks like an idiot out there.

That dorkballer just tripped over himself again.

Jamie, you're a dorkballer.

dorkballer by Ben Gibson April 10, 2006

Dorkathy

Blonde girl from the south who is known for her drunken debauchery. At times, may utter false phrases such as "I wont take advantage of you, I wont.."
She has a tendency to ignore people, and in the midst of conversation may intercede by inferring what the topic was about, sometimes creating a hilarious awkward situation.
A Dorkathy also has good hearing. She complains about the slightest sounds, including her neighbor's music when turned down the the minumum.
She also will lure drunken Amish and Chilean boys into her room at night, in the hopes of having her way with them.

"That Dorkothy is after me dude, she thinks I'm drunk."
"She's pullin' a Dorkathy; look at her trying to seduce that guy into her room."

Dorkathy by Dorkathy's Victim December 21, 2006

dorkbutt 

An insult usually used playfully in a flirty nature.

Sexy guy, you're a dorkbutt!

dorkbutt by Angela June 22, 2004

Mortal dookbat 

A nigga ahh chad

That mortal dookbat was wearing a Speedo!?

Mortal dookbat by Stankbootyahh June 26, 2023