like a dumbass, but dorkier.
evolved from "doorknob"
"you're such a dork knob!"
the puny beginnings of a man's pigtail. any pigtail on a man measuring less than three inches in length from the elastic pigtail fastener or scrunchie to the tip of the pigtail.
did you see that stupid aging hippy and his greying dork knob? do you think he ever gets laid?