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1.
the ominous and rare disease of God cursing you with a constant stench of lingering Dorito on your hands. You will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.
Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.
by OhNizzOandGibbyiO May 23, 2010