Dora the Explorer is a so-called "educational" pre-schooler's show which we all know. Dora, the "expolra", or whatever they call it in the theme song, goes on adventures full of dangerous bullshit and have parents that apperantally approve of it. She has a bitchy monkey in red boots that is cleverly named Boots. She has a purple backpack she carries everywhere, no matter where she is, that talks. And we all know the famous map, which repeats itself at least 20 or 30 times before telling us what's on the fucking map, and then it gives us three locations... so we basically had to listen to him to tell us he's the map to see these three locations. And did you ever notice how "the map"itself is STANDING on a map? How fucking clever.
Very obvious questions are also asked during the show. For example, Dora will unknowingly ask us "Do you see my house?" when she is standing at least 10 feet beside it. Suddenly, the camera pans to the left until there is nothing left BUT her house. Then, a huge neon flashing arrow will point to her house. And then, a blue mouse cursor will beat us to it while we're sitting there in front of the TV trying to explain to Dora where it is, and it will click on the house. Oh, Dora, there it is! Are you fucking blind? And at least once a show, we run into residential badass Swiper the Fox, who steals items from Dora and cleverly hides them in piles with similar items to confuse the shit out of her. There is also one way to stop Swiper from stealing Dora's possesions (but if you tried it in reality you'd get your ass kicked). This one way is to stick out your hand like a pussy, as if telling Swiper to stop (and, WOW, he stops), and then, for him to not keep going, you have to say "Swiper don't swipe it" or something gay like that, and he'll snap his fingers mafia-style and say "Aw man!" like a gaywad and run away. Dora is an insult to anyone's intelligence and no one knows why it's still aired, poor kids are being stupified. Fuck you, Dora, you little pansy!
Very obvious questions are also asked during the show. For example, Dora will unknowingly ask us "Do you see my house?" when she is standing at least 10 feet beside it. Suddenly, the camera pans to the left until there is nothing left BUT her house. Then, a huge neon flashing arrow will point to her house. And then, a blue mouse cursor will beat us to it while we're sitting there in front of the TV trying to explain to Dora where it is, and it will click on the house. Oh, Dora, there it is! Are you fucking blind? And at least once a show, we run into residential badass Swiper the Fox, who steals items from Dora and cleverly hides them in piles with similar items to confuse the shit out of her. There is also one way to stop Swiper from stealing Dora's possesions (but if you tried it in reality you'd get your ass kicked). This one way is to stick out your hand like a pussy, as if telling Swiper to stop (and, WOW, he stops), and then, for him to not keep going, you have to say "Swiper don't swipe it" or something gay like that, and he'll snap his fingers mafia-style and say "Aw man!" like a gaywad and run away. Dora is an insult to anyone's intelligence and no one knows why it's still aired, poor kids are being stupified. Fuck you, Dora, you little pansy!
Hey kids! It's Dora The Explorer! Where's Boots? That's right, he got stuck up Swiper's ass!
*Click*
*Click*
by ImSoCoolioxD October 23, 2008
a slaggy dumb whore who has to travel the spanish lands with her retarded homosexual monkey.
she's been known to have herpes and chlamydia, possibly contracted from her sexual escapades with Boots.
her cousin, Diego, has also known to possess child pornography, most likely of Dora.
THIS HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED...
and that Benny the Bull. what the fuck were the creators on?!?
she's been known to have herpes and chlamydia, possibly contracted from her sexual escapades with Boots.
her cousin, Diego, has also known to possess child pornography, most likely of Dora.
THIS HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED...
and that Benny the Bull. what the fuck were the creators on?!?
Dora: Hey Boots, gimme some lovin'
Boots: Dora, you've already got every STD possible
Dora: Awww... BOOOTSSS. please?!?
Boots: -unzips whatever he wears- alright Dora.
Dora: YAY.
isn't dora the explorer a dog?
Boots: Dora, you've already got every STD possible
Dora: Awww... BOOOTSSS. please?!?
Boots: -unzips whatever he wears- alright Dora.
Dora: YAY.
isn't dora the explorer a dog?
by DylannAndRusselll June 26, 2009
A mexican girl and monkey prostitutes on drugs overwhelmed by a paranoid sense believing that a fox named swiper is trying to rape them.
by Dora the retard August 11, 2008
1) Did you see that episode of Dora the Explorer?
2) Your mom and I played Dora the Explorer last night; it was off da chain!
2) Your mom and I played Dora the Explorer last night; it was off da chain!
by Home slice June 25, 2005
A gay show in NickJr perfect for mexican primetime, starring a 7 year old retarded mexican dipshit (Dora), a whining homosexual monkey(Boots) and sometimes three others, a stupid cow, a pansy iguana and a small animal that could drive a car large enough to fit dora....
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Broke Bussinessman: My life is useless, I have no money, my family doesn't respect me anymore. I know, I'll watch dora the explorer.
(He dies 30 mins. later)
(He dies 30 mins. later)
by myster ehu July 2, 2009
Seriously? Is this what you show to our kids? Are you fuckin serious?! This is an insult to a 2 year olds intelligence! It's about a spanish 5 year old girl named "dora" who is the dumbest shit ever, I mean for fuck's sake she thinks she can talk to the kid watching the show! "can you tell me where coney island is?" Thats the dumbest shit ever! And dont get me started on that gay ass monkey that follows her around... Oh and the map? What fucking map needs a song before you can look at it?! It's like the people didn't put any thought into the show at all!
"DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!" - Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh while watching Dora The Explorer.
by Why do you want a pseudonym? April 16, 2010
A creepy, fat 5 year old Hispanic kid with animals as friends. Not only does she (or he...) have careless parents who let her explore dangerous adventures in places of smiling crocodiles and trolls that look like it covered itself in genitalia hair, she has animals as friends that don't count as friends cause' they friggin' talk. Especially a monkey wearing boots. She is also accused of stealing innocent talkiing stars, being a snitch on foxes and copying famous princess's faces to save places that don't really deserve it.
Dora the Explorer: Look! A Disco Star! Let's stuff it in this mysteriously big pocket on my not suspicious purple backpack!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!
by HetareItalia October 5, 2011