A T.V. show that airs on Nick Jr. in the morning.
It stars a retarded little Mexican (no offense to Mexicans, just saying this particular girl is retarded) and a little monkey who wears red boots, cleverly named "Boots," who's sole purpose is to whine the entire show.
Dora the Explorer goes on "adventures" every SINGLE day, including different countries. When she asks questions such as "where is MY friends, Boots?" then the camera zooms in on Boots, who is "Hidden behind" a bush. After the kiddies are supposed to scream "BEHIND THE BUSH, RETARD!" Dora congradulates us on a GOOD JOB, "mi amigos"
then, she speaks perfect Spanish when she's like, four, and so does inanimate objects, such as the infamous "map" who screams "I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAAAAAAAAAP!" about sixteen times until we cut our ears off. Then he shows us THREE locations that we must go through to get to our destination, such as "The good witch's garden".
After the map shows us, Dora retardedly asks us where to go, as if she hasn't hear the map's irratating instructions already.
At some point in the show, the sneaky "Swiper the Fox" tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal something LEAST VALUABLE to Dora-- like a flower--and if he does, he throws it in a bush or something. When he comes close to Dora, she points her finger at him like a homo and screams SWIPER NO SWIPING at him. Then swiper snaps his finger and says awwwwwww man! and runs away into the forrest like a pansy. If any kid tried this in real life, like pointing their finger at some gangstas and screams swiper no swiping!, they'll get shot or something.
Summary: Dora's a show that was made by Nick producers on crack.
It stars a retarded little Mexican (no offense to Mexicans, just saying this particular girl is retarded) and a little monkey who wears red boots, cleverly named "Boots," who's sole purpose is to whine the entire show.
Dora the Explorer goes on "adventures" every SINGLE day, including different countries. When she asks questions such as "where is MY friends, Boots?" then the camera zooms in on Boots, who is "Hidden behind" a bush. After the kiddies are supposed to scream "BEHIND THE BUSH, RETARD!" Dora congradulates us on a GOOD JOB, "mi amigos"
then, she speaks perfect Spanish when she's like, four, and so does inanimate objects, such as the infamous "map" who screams "I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAAAAAAAAAP!" about sixteen times until we cut our ears off. Then he shows us THREE locations that we must go through to get to our destination, such as "The good witch's garden".
After the map shows us, Dora retardedly asks us where to go, as if she hasn't hear the map's irratating instructions already.
At some point in the show, the sneaky "Swiper the Fox" tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal something LEAST VALUABLE to Dora-- like a flower--and if he does, he throws it in a bush or something. When he comes close to Dora, she points her finger at him like a homo and screams SWIPER NO SWIPING at him. Then swiper snaps his finger and says awwwwwww man! and runs away into the forrest like a pansy. If any kid tried this in real life, like pointing their finger at some gangstas and screams swiper no swiping!, they'll get shot or something.
Summary: Dora's a show that was made by Nick producers on crack.
HOLY CRAP!
Did you just search Dora the Explorer on Urban Dictionary? and did *I* just type a definition?!
Did you just search Dora the Explorer on Urban Dictionary? and did *I* just type a definition?!
by idk. I'm soooooooo bored. March 21, 2009
some retarded, seven year old , beaner girl who can't tell up from down. she has an annoying voice that will make little kids cry. the songs are gay and they repeat the words over and over until you get a headache.
Guy 1: Hey, did u watch dora the explorer yesterday? i did.
Guy 2: No, im not allowed, my brain might get affected
Guy 1: (not listening) come on vamanos, everybody lets go......
Guy 2: No, im not allowed, my brain might get affected
Guy 1: (not listening) come on vamanos, everybody lets go......
by crazy_chicken410 June 6, 2007
1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.
2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.
2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.
by Brisk July 7, 2004
by Mattzobaba September 16, 2010
She is an illegal immigrant.
Reasons Why:
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness
Reasons Why:
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness
Dora the explorer is obviously and illegal immigrant! Just look around! The explanations are everywhere!!!
by savanna-wanna May 28, 2007
by Sanyo November 9, 2006
A very poor example for children. She is weak, won't fight back, and doesn't even know where a fucking banana tree is when it is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. She will use Spanish and English in both sentences.
Dora the Explorer is fucking stupid.
by FuckDora June 12, 2010