A young mexican (or the like) girl who has ODed on on shrooms, 'cause she is always seen singing to inanimate objects, such as, her backpack and a map. Also, the subject of bestiality and Dora often comes up because of her questionable relationship with a purple monkey named Boots, that wears red boots on his feet. It is also questionable, the whole thing with "Swiper" the fox, she always wards him away. He doesn't really do anything, except throw things. Perhaps he was an ex of the appearing four-year-old.
Dora: +Spaces.+
Boots: Uh...Dora, the kids are watching. +Poke.+
Dora: What? Oh! Hola, mi amigos...
Boots: C'mon Dora, we need to go see our Dealer!
Dora: Si, chango pelon!
Boots: I'm not bald.
Dora: +Laughs.+ Come on, vamanos, everybody, let's go!
Boots: Wait, dumbass. We don't know which way to go. Especially when we're screwed up. Ask the map, ask the map!
Dora: Oh. Right. Say Map!
Boots: Uh...Dora, the kids are watching. +Poke.+
Dora: What? Oh! Hola, mi amigos...
Boots: C'mon Dora, we need to go see our Dealer!
Dora: Si, chango pelon!
Boots: I'm not bald.
Dora: +Laughs.+ Come on, vamanos, everybody, let's go!
Boots: Wait, dumbass. We don't know which way to go. Especially when we're screwed up. Ask the map, ask the map!
Dora: Oh. Right. Say Map!
by Leiko October 7, 2004
A 4 or 5 year old drunken "explorer" who can't tell left from right or up from down. She has a monkey who is her companion and a backpack. The monkey's name is Boots. He doesn't stop complaining the WHOLE episode. He makes people throw rocks at the screen! Now, the backpack is also annoying. It gets the map out and then the map starts screaming "I'M THE MAP" 50 million times until your ears are bleeding. Then it shows you 3 locations. Only 3! How gay. Then you are asked how to get there and you have to scream into the TV just so the map can hear you.
When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature".
She'll point at him like a homo and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers.
Dora is not educational. At all.
When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature".
She'll point at him like a homo and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers.
Dora is not educational. At all.
Dora: Come on! Let's explore!
Swiper: I got ya map!
Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *snaps* Aw man!
Dora the Explorer sucks.
Swiper: I got ya map!
Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *snaps* Aw man!
Dora the Explorer sucks.
by xoxotilatequilafanxoxo January 27, 2008
by Islaisnotpoggers May 28, 2021
A stupid kid that is high on weed(Fo sho) and mentally retarded(IQ:19). There is evidence of this. For example, every single day of her life, she travels to 3 different places with a talking backpack, a talking map, and a talking monkey. Also, if you ever see her, you will not miss her horrible eyesight. She uses a computer mouse instead of wearing dark sunglasses and using a cane to find her way through to the third location. Did you see what I wrote? I wrote A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE. Very strange. Signs of hallucinations have been reported. Like a talking EVRYTIHNING and a dumb hustler(stealer) named swiper. She says,"swiper no swiping", most of the time. She acts like she is in some sort of different place than where she is in reality(the doctors at the mental hospital have problems with her. Like when she falling on the stairs. Strangely, she doesn't feel it.).
Dora the Explorer: Say Backpack!
Doctor: Please, dora this is urgent, we cannot play right now.
Dora: Louder!
Dora:Yay backpack!
Doctor:Get the shots, NOW!
Dora:Can you find my LSD?
Dora:Good job!
Doctor 2: I just injected her! She's still calm! WTF?!
Dora: We did it horray!
Doctor: HOLY SHIT, DORA!! Thats the WINDOW!!!!
*Rest in IQ D.Explorer.*
Doctor: Please, dora this is urgent, we cannot play right now.
Dora: Louder!
Dora:Yay backpack!
Doctor:Get the shots, NOW!
Dora:Can you find my LSD?
Dora:Good job!
Doctor 2: I just injected her! She's still calm! WTF?!
Dora: We did it horray!
Doctor: HOLY SHIT, DORA!! Thats the WINDOW!!!!
*Rest in IQ D.Explorer.*
by paper man July 14, 2006
Dora The Border Hopping Explorer is some dumb Mexican child.
"Where's the map!?!" Try looking up your ass.
Speaking of, that map is more fucking annoying than Dora.
"I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAPPP!!" Oh shit, seriously? It's a good thing you told us, we for SURE wouldn't be able to figure that one out without you shouting it in our fucking ears for 3 minutes.
"Where's the map!?!" Try looking up your ass.
Speaking of, that map is more fucking annoying than Dora.
"I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAPPP!!" Oh shit, seriously? It's a good thing you told us, we for SURE wouldn't be able to figure that one out without you shouting it in our fucking ears for 3 minutes.
*Watching Dora the Explorer while stabbing ears*
Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!
*10 minutes later*
I'm the map I'm the map I'M STILL THE DUMBASS FUCKING MAAAAPP!
Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!
*10 minutes later*
I'm the map I'm the map I'M STILL THE DUMBASS FUCKING MAAAAPP!
by shitguy December 28, 2007
Dumb bitch. She also has to attack that fox's conscience. She yells at it, repeatedly, telling it how bad, and mean it is for stealing some useless shit that she has, that she can find again in about 10 minutes. I think her and the monkey are partners. That monkey won't shut the fuck up.
Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Boots: Holy shit Dora! I'm trippin' BALLS!
Dora: *Laughs* Me too...
Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.
Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.
Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.
Dora: Is it windy there?
Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!
Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...
Dora: *Laughs* Me too...
Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.
Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.
Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.
Dora: Is it windy there?
Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!
Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...
by im a goldfish August 29, 2007
A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".
Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch
by jamal February 19, 2004