2 definitions by xoxotilatequilafanxoxo
by xoxotilatequilafanxoxo January 28, 2008
A 4 or 5 year old drunken "explorer" who can't tell left from right or up from down. She has a monkey who is her companion and a backpack. The monkey's name is Boots. He doesn't stop complaining the WHOLE episode. He makes people throw rocks at the screen! Now, the backpack is also annoying. It gets the map out and then the map starts screaming "I'M THE MAP" 50 million times until your ears are bleeding. Then it shows you 3 locations. Only 3! How gay. Then you are asked how to get there and you have to scream into the TV just so the map can hear you.
When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature".
She'll point at him like a homo and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers.
Dora is not educational. At all.
When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature".
She'll point at him like a homo and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers.
Dora is not educational. At all.
Dora: Come on! Let's explore!
Swiper: I got ya map!
Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *snaps* Aw man!
Dora the Explorer sucks.
Swiper: I got ya map!
Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *snaps* Aw man!
Dora the Explorer sucks.
by xoxotilatequilafanxoxo January 27, 2008