A dootsbomb requires great mastery of shit intercourse. To
prep, you must give the girl a very rigorous anal enema (gasoline is preferred). Wrap her legs together with ace bandages
like a maxi pad on a blue whale. Then you must position your ass on the
girls, touching anuses. You must slowly but steadily shit with great accuracy, inserting your turd
like a
moist skinflute (ensure you haven't eaten taco bell in the last week ;) ) Add a pinch of
salt and and some mustard or ketchup for taste. Lick the excess leakage and condements off. Repeat process for vagina. Then place her vagina and anus over your mouth and let 'er rip. Swish the dootsbomb inbetween your large tooth
gap for the full effect. (You need to ensure that you swallow all of the dootsbomb) Wait 1 day and deposit the final product onto your neighborhood mexicans doorstep and proceed to engulf it in flames.